söndag 30 november 2008

VIGT EN FLATA

EFVA ATTLING

"Av 500 kronor så går cirka 890 till Röda Korset."

BOORS IRONY

ROY ORBISON

"I may be a living legend, but that sure don’t help when I’ve got to change a flat tire."

GILLAR MYTERI

TERRY GILLIAM

"Dead? No excuse for laying off work."

HAIRCUTS IN ALGERIA

CHRISTINA AGUILERA

"So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?"

HUR TECKNAS HOT?

ASHTON KUTCHER

"I'm from Iowa, we don't know what cool is!"

MORS TELNINGAR

NEIL ARMSTRONG

"That's one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind."

PLUNDRAT DOM

DONALD TRUMP

"You have to think anyway, so why not think big?"

AMIRAL THULIN

LILIAN THURAM

Frankrikes nr 15

FRANCO CIRCLES

FRANCOIS CLERC

Frankrikes nr 14

ACTIVE RAPER

PATRICE EVRA

Frankrikes nr 13

MISSAR IRAN

SAMIR NASRI

Frankrikes nr 11

YOUNG VIDEOS

SIDNEY GOVOU

Frankrikes nr 10

lördag 29 november 2008

LEDIGHET URARTAR

HARALD TREUTIGER

"Jag är sinnebilden av ett skåp från Ikea."

ANMÄLD SNUSKUR

MARKUS NÄSLUND

"Det såg ljust ut fast att det såg mörkt ut."

CRIED LIE

ERIC IDLE

"Bear in mind the simple rule, X squared to the power of two minus five over the seven point eight three times nineteen is approximately equal to the cube root of MCC squared divided by X minus a quarter of a third percent. Keep that in mind and you can’t go very far wrong."

HITACHI TEARGAS

AGATHA CHRISTIE

"An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets, the more interested he is in her."

HYRT EN FRISK CHEF

HENRIK SCHYFFERT

"Att vara född 1968 är ett politiskt statement."

SCANIALOKALEN

NICOLAS ANELKA

Frankrikes nr 8

OMODERNA UTFALL

FLORENT MALOUDA

Frankrikes nr 7

ARABIC DELI

ERIC ABIDAL

Frankrikes nr 3

DANSA MEDVETNA

STEVE MANDANDA

Frankrikes nr 1

HANTERA LJUSA LAKAN

KLAAS JAN HUNTELAAR

Hollands nr 19

fredag 28 november 2008

KAMRATEN SUGS FAST

GUSTAF RASKENSTAM

"Svar till "Sol & Vår""

EN LUCIAS DRESS

ANDERS CELSIUS

"A thermometer is somewhat more sensitive.......when put into boiling water."

FET BACON RANN

ANNE BANCROFT

"The best way to get most husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they’re too old to do it."

HOS GRAVT ÄCKLIGA

CAROLA HÄGGKVIST

"Jesus gick på den här jorden för väldigt länge sedan, för flera miljoner år sedan..."

SKIT MOT HAITI

KISHTI TOMITA

"Min röst passade inte mitt utseende. Det hade varit bättre om jag varit svart, eller åtminstone mulatt."

DYR UTKIK

DIRK KUYT

Hollands nr 18

LEJ GODINGEN

NIGEL DE JONG

Hollands nr 17

BEKRANSAT TEGELMUREN

MAARTEN STEKELENBURG


Hollands nr 16

DUMB ORAL WIFE

WILFRED BOUMA

Hollands nr 14

MOROT I MICHAEL

MARIO MELCHIOT

Hollands nr 12

RENJOBBAREN

ARJEN ROBBEN

Hollands nr 11

JUDAS LIE FURIOUSLY

JULIA LOUIS-DREYFUS

"I guess if I wrote a book one day, it would be about hair."

DISCOVER VITAL TITS

VICTORIA SILVSTEDT

"Iwan Thomas has the most amazing body. Instead of a six pack he has an eight pack."

MEN AND LEADERS

ANDERS ELDEMAN

"Jag är en utåtriktad ensamvarg."

VIDIMERA ANLAG

ELVIRA MADIGAN

"If you find someone that you think is your soul-mate, someone you could potentially spend the rest of your life with, why ruin it by staying together?"

DISNEY JEWELERS

WESLEY SNEIJDER

Hollands nr 10

ADVENTOROUSLY IRON

RUUD VAN NISTELROOY

Hollands nr 9

NOLLORNA AGERADE

ORLANDO ENGELAAR

Hollands nr 8

INSPIRERA BOVEN

ROBIN VAN PERSIE

Hollands nr 7

RIO DE JANERO

ANDRE OOIJER

Hollands nr 2

onsdag 26 november 2008

STING ME ANYWHERE

ERNEST HEMINGWAY

Nobelpristagare i Litteratur 1954

BEDRAGEN SORK

ANDERS EKBORG

"Det känns lite snopet att komma in i en stor thrillersatsning och bli skjuten i andra avsnittet."

NONWHITE YOUTHS

WHITNEY HOUSTON

"I’ve got a good man. He takes care of me. I don’t have to be scared of anything because I know he will kick every ass. Disrespect him and you’ve got a problem."

OTHER DEMON

THOR MODEEN

"Vet sju sorters skäms!"

SILA ASIEN-TE

ILIE NASTASE

"I haven’t reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less money than my wife."

WARNED INVADERS

EDWIN VAN DER SAR

Hollands nr 1

CIVILA JUDOKNEP

ELDIN JAKUPOVIC

Schweiz nr 21

ABNORMAL HIVE

VALON BEHRAMI

Schweiz nr 19